A       A#      Adim7   Bm      Bm7     C#      D       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    OOO|    ||||   
 O|||    |O||    O|O|    |OOO    OOOO    ||||    OOO|   
 ||||    O|||    |O|O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    |||O    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

D#      D#m     Dsus4   E7      Em7     F       F#7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |||O    |||O    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 ||||    ||O|    OO||    |O|O    |O|O    O|||    ||O|   
 |OO|    OO||    ||O|    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O|O   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F#m     G       G#      Gdim7   Gm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||||    ||||    |O|O    |||O   
 O|O|    |O|O    ||||    ||||    |O||   
 ||||    ||O|    |O|O    ||||    ||O|   
 ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
Bm              G               D               D    A/C#
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Bm               G                 A    D/A A
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Gdim7
 Things have been OK for me
 Bm              Bm7/A     E7/G#
except that I'm a zombie now
                           A
I really wish you'd let us in

G                 D                F#7         Bm  (D)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  G                 D                F#7         Bm  (D)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    G
But here's an FYI:
Gm
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
D D    A A           G G             A A
All we want to do is eat your brains
            D D                  A A                     G
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

D D    A A           G G             A A
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Bm Bm         F#m F#m           G
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       G    D    Em7
If you open up the doors
G         D      G        A
We'll all come inside and eat your
D
brains


[verse]
Bm               G                    D                     A/C#
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Bm                        G               A    D/A A
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Gdim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
Bm                Bm7/A           E7/G#
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 A
And then you'll have to make the call

    G                D               F#7                 Bm  (D)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    G             D                 F#7             Bm  (D)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    G
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Gm
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
D D    A A           G G             A A
All we want to do is eat your brains
            D D                  A A                     G
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

D D    A A           G G             A A
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Bm Bm         F#m F#m           G
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       G    D    Em7
If you open up the doors
G         D      G        A
We'll all come inside and eat your
D
brains


[bridge]
            F               Adim7     D#
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         D#m                             A#
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          F               Adim7           Gm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          D
I guess I am


[solo]
D D | A A
G G | A A
D D | A A
G

D D   | A A
G G   | A A
Bm Bm | F#m F#m
G Bm


[verse]
Bm                G                  D                  A/C#
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   Bm                G             A      D/A A
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Gdim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Bm                  Bm7/A          E7/G#
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             A
I guess we'll table this for now

    G               D                F#7         Bm  (D)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
G                  D                  F#7          Bm  (D)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          G
And we'll put this thing to bed
Gm
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
D D    A A           G G             A A
All we want to do is eat your brains
            D D                  A A                     G
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

D D    A A           G G             A A
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Bm Bm         F#m F#m           G
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       G    D    Em7
If you open up the doors
G         D      G        A
We'll all come inside and eat your
D  Dsus4  D
brains